“Are you intolerant? No? Ok then you must be anti-national . Sickular at least? None!! Ok, I know what you are, intellectual…umm pseudo-intellectual. “
“No I am just a common (wo)man.”
“Ohoo Aam aadmi … Kejriwal, muffler and jhhadu.”
“Grrrrr … I belong to no party. No saffron, no red, no green and of course no jhhadu-muffler. I am just baffled with all the new founded swear words like ‘sickular’ and ‘presstitute’. I am also disgusted with hate mongers. What do I do?”
“Oh! You are ignorant. Political unawareness is an equally heinous crime .You have no right to stay in this country. Oh! You are in IT. Of course you dream about foreign assignments and earning money and you watch movies in multiplex and buy branded clothes. You have left your parents behind in your home town and enjoying a life of luxury in India’s Silicon Valley. You are a hypocrite.”
“(Ashamed) Yeah, I reside in Bangalore and I have moved here for better opportunity. You can also read it as earning more money, but I had to with all the home loan, education loan etc. It’s only to lighten my parents burden – not to desert them or anything! I never thought of it this way – being a hypocrite in doing so. I mean I watch movies in multiplexes and sometimes I post check-ins in Facebook but being a hypocrite is pretending to be something or somebody when you are something else. In that way how am I a hypocrite?”
“Of course you are! You drive your own car to office and you crib about public transport. “
“Well, if I do not use my car the auto-walahs will charge me a fortune to drop me till the main road and then the bus tickets would be around 60 rupees to another bus stop from where I have to plead another auto fellow to drop me till office. By the time I reach office sweaty, exhausted and poorer by 150 rupees my manager would have already dropped me a “gentle” reminder about work ethics and punctuality. Dude I am helpless. ”
“So what? You are an Indian, offspring of the country which has churned its values out of suffering and penance. Change the system from inside, be the change yourself. Do not bad mouth the country like the anti-nationals or else you are free to leave.”
“Dude, you have been shouting ‘leave! Leave!’ from that time. Talk to my manager na! See if there is a project in Europe. If she gets my visa processed and sends me there I can see so many countries at the company’s expense 😛 ”
“(Disdainfully) See!! There you are. You all want to move out, go to some other place richer and cooler and criticize the mother land. And then you would compare our great mother land with a foreign country. Shame on you! “
“Look Boss, we are diverting from the topic. I hate it when I hear people around me shaming another religion. I hate it when losers commit suicide and the entire country debates on it. I hate it when beef eating is considered a social crime. I hate it when I see youths calling out for my country’s barbadi and I hate it when I see my social media is full of filth and mud-slinging by two groups which are divided by colors of politics/religion. I am becoming a bitter person too with all the hatred around me. Can there be an end to this ? ”
“These debates are due to political consciousness, which you ignorant fool will not understand. Beef eating is animal killing. How do you not consider it as a social crime? What do you do for animal welfare ?”
“Well, I feed five dogs every day. I donate in CUPA if there is a sick animal which needs treatment. I save a pup every time I see a group of rowdies throwing stones at it. ”
“Huh! Dogs!! India is a country of millions of poor people and a pseudo-intellectual is caring for dogs! “
“If you care so much for humans there are hundreds of NGOs which my fancy company at the silicon valley of India has a tie up with and they encourage us to share a part of our salary with them. We selfish, hypocrites do our part silently and not because a God or a book asked us to do so. Yes, we have very less time for ourselves and we watch movies in multiplexes but we do not forget to donate a smile every time we book a ticket on Book My Show. And for losers who commit suicide and the slogan freaks who wants to see the country’s end, please come and see how hard we work every day to please the clients we work for. It may sound all rosy from your damn university, but making your boss feel how much you respect her and appreciate her guidance or staying awake through the boring late night meetings and saying “yes” to whatever your client demands is a much more difficult task than it seems to be .”
Soliloquy: “My Muslim friend enjoys Holi as much as I enjoy their Eid Biriyanis. The Sanatana Dharma my forefathers preached talks about karma and Dhrama . Karma is our action while Dharma is our potential or capability (Please read Devdutt Pattanaik if you want an expert’s elaboration on this) . To those who spread hatred by obnoxious statements, their “karma”(Actions) clearly shows they have no “Dharma”(Potential , also known as religion in common tongue). For hypocrites like me, I am glad India has so many religions simply because I get leaves on those festival days and I get to eat an umpteenth variety of festival savories .In short, to hell with your criticism.”