As the sea receded his size diminished. He waved and screamed, pleaded to his friends to help him until they went out of sight. He was stripped off his pants by the surge of the sea; Ironically those were the same polka dot pants one of his friends wanted to wear and had dearly requested him for it earlier that day; But he had refused him, so there he was, standing disrobed in chest deep water fighting with the waves, begging for a towel. On the beach his friends enjoyed their midday meal, amused by the lingering penitence of their dear friend who had not only committed a heinous crime of refusing his polka dot pants to one of them but had also displayed his insolence by saying ,‘ you are too substandard to carry it off dude’.
I know many of you would question me “Don’t kids these days wear briefs underneath”. Or you would ask me “Wasn’t there anybody around, kind enough to lend him a ‘gamchha’ (piece of cloth used extensively in the east as a substitute of towel).
Well, I wasn’t a spectator of this incident. I had heard this story in a real-life-incident-tale-telling-session at office (The narrator being one among the merry revelers who had executed the prank) and I chose not to delve much deeper into the incident in order to preserve my dignity at work place. Hence, for the sake of the narrator’s credibility let’s assume “No” as the answers to your questions.
So, the sea travelled 2 and half kilometers away from the beach taking him along with the low tide waves. They had come for sea bath at 10 in the morning. Vengeance was not their motive but when it came along on their way by itself they could not help retaliating to their mate’s impudence. “We aren’t of your standard dude so we aren’t getting a piece of cloth for you”, they said when their unclad friend cried out for help.
The drama of sadism and penance continued till 5 in the evening when the nude man came nearer to his friends, floating with the high tide waves, still shouting out for help(I appreciate his tenacity). They drank tender coconut water on the beach and gleefully observed waves crashing over their impertinent friend, red eyed and flaccid with prolonged stay in sea water. It was turning dark when they reluctantly went to his rescue and offered him two tender coconut shells to cover himself and come out of the brine.
There was a riot of laughter in the room. The story made the audience of the real-life-incident-tale-telling-session roll on the floor laughing. People gasped, turned red faced laughing, appreciated the narrator’s act of bravado, “This is height of naughtiness” someone commented.
I was flabbergasted. Could this be classified as an act of naughtiness? I found it nothing more than malign bullying; an utterly shameful thing to be done to any human being, let alone a friend. The blessed guy was in saline water for 7 hours, enduring afternoon sun, sustaining heat, hunger and a surging sea and still didn’t faint! I found it preposterous. As per my limited aptitude, 7 hours in water impregnated with salt would dehydrate someone, would make him senseless and wash him away with the billows. If the same act had lasted for 2 hours it would have qualified as a prank but 7 hours was inhuman, it could have been fatal. The guy has commendable endurance if the story is true.
How could someone do something like this to a friend and boast about it to his colleagues? I used to go to an engineering college too. I have stayed in hostel with people of different origin, have been ragged by seniors. I had more guy friends than girls and needless to say all of them were mischievous like how collegiate guys are supposed to be. I have seen them try out crazy stuffs, go errant on their bikes, go to college fests after drinking like a fish, violate campus rules ,feast at the graveyard, play pranks but never consciously cause serious harm(which involves life risk) to anybody not even to those with whom they had personal animosity.
There was a guy in my college who had thrown a pup from 1st floor into the bushes when the later chewed his internet cables. The creature probably limped for the rest of its life .Is that a prank too? We used to detest him for his gruesome behavior towards the poor creature.
What is wrong and what is right, what is a prank and what is brutal is subject to debate. I would just pray my dear readers to think twice about the probable consequences before pulling a prank on somebody and giving way to your adrenalin rush. Some damages are irreversible in nature.